Tanha Udaas Chaand Ko Samjho Na Be-Khabar

Tanha Udaas Chaand Ko Samjho Na Be-Khabar

                         Har Baat Sun Rhaa hai Mager Boltaa Nahi....

Halaat key Qadmon mien

Halaat key Qadmon mien Qalandar nahi girtaa,

Tootey bhi Sitaara to zameen par nahi girtaa,

Girtay hain samandar main baray shouq say dariyaa,

Lekin kabhi dariyaa main samandar nahi girta,

Koi Ghazal suna kar kiya karna,

Koi Ghazal suna kar kiyaa karnaa,
yoon baat barhaa kar kiyaa karnaa,

tum meray thy tum meray ho,
duniyaa ko bataa kar kiyaa karnaa,

Tum Ehed nibhaao chaahat sey,
koi rasm nibhaa kar kiyaa karnaa,

Tum khafaa bhi achay lagty ho,
Phir tum ko Manaa kar kiyaa karnaa,

Teray dar pe aa kar baithy hain,
Ab ghar  jaa kar kiyaa karnaa,

Din yaad sey achaa guzray gaa,

Phir tum ko bhulaa kar kiya karnaa…

Akeli Raat Bhar Tarpi

Akeli raat bhar tarpi mareez shaam-e-gham tanha...

Na Tum aye na Neend aye na Chain aya na Maot aai...

Golden Rules Of Humor

Growing up has becoming too serious. I’d love to see more Moms and Dads sharing a chuckle with their children and kids belly-laughing with each other.

Increasingly, parents feel burdened by responsibility and guilt. They spend millions of dollars on books that tell them how to raise competent and intelligent youngsters. Yet they approach the task of rearing their offspring as if they were attending a funeral.

It seems being young has become more of a prison sentence than a phase of life.

I know life isn’t a bed of roses, and that sometimes we just don’t feel like laughing. But the times when life becomes miserable are actually the times we need humor the most.

Parents, enjoy your children, allow yourselves to revel in their honesty, innocence and youth. Don’t die of embarrassment when your toddler puts her finger in her nose while you’re showing her to the relatives. All toddlers do it. Chortle at her delightful lack of self consciousness, and then give her a big-warm hug.

And don’t tear your hair out when your son and all his friends run through the house leaving every door open in their wake. Sure, set some guidelines for their behavior, then laugh at their boyish energy and them back outside, even the normally serious task of discipline can be done in a light-hearted manner.

One morning I snapped at my two sons for wrestling in the kitchen. As I stood nearby, watching them stare morosely into their cereal bowls, I proclaimed loud and clear, “Boy, Mom sure is crabby this morning.” They burst into laughter. They had gotten the message that the kitchen wasn’t playground; there was no sense in their continuing to feel miserable.

Keep in mind the Golden Rule of humor: a joke or statement has to be funny to every one involved. If someone isn’t laughing, then their feeling need to be respected and that topic kept off limits.

Never laugh at a child. A youngster’s mistakes or lack of knowledge may indeed seem humorous at times. But the damage ill-timed laughter may cause to tiny egos is never worth the few moments of adult hilarity.

Kabhi yaad aye to poochna

Hamari kismat

Hamari kismat to asman Per chamktay huy Sitaron ki trha hai

"Wasi"

Log apni Tammna k liye hamary tootne ka ntzar krty hain .....

Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai

Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai kuch asia ho jaye..

Papers ho par result na aye..

Class ho par teacher na aye..

Bus mein baithe par college na jaye…

Picnic per jaye ur wapas na ayein..

Hafte mein 3 din ho or phir Sunday ajaye…

Sote rahe din bhar…sham ko ghumne jaye..

Hum bilkul na parhe ur pass ho jaye..

Sab dost sath rahe or chuttiyan manae…

Jisay chahte hay dil se wo apna ho jaye…

Barish mein bhige ur zoor se gana gaye…

Duniya bhool jaye phir se bacche ban jaye…

Bheer se dur yoon hii duniya banae…

Sari Zindgai bas yuh hi kaat jaye..

Kash ye sare sapne sach ho jaye…

Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai kuch aisa ho jaye.. ! =D

Khud Pe Bhrose Ka Huner Seekh Lo

Khud Pe Bhrose Ka Huner Seekh Lo ,,

---"Hadi"--

Sahare Jitne Bhi Sachay Hon Sath Chor Jate Hain..!

One stdent in collge

1 stdent college mai admision lene gya.

Test lene wale ne kaha: Mai tum se 1 mushkil swal poochun ya 10 aasaan swal?

Student: 1 mushkil swal

Teacher: Batao din pehle aata hy ya raat?

Student Din

Teachr: Wo kese?

Studet: Excuse me Ye aap ne doosra sawal pooch lia hy

Full Inteligent :-p